PROTIP: Do you consider yourself a “dog person?” Well, you might want to look into becoming a professional crazy cat lady as the revenue potential of cat ownership is off the charts in the internet age.
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One button push from this nerd and all your Lolcats, social networks and pornography disappears. He’s a little reckless with that coffee too. All it takes is a little liquid on the console to bring this entire machine down.
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Say goodbye to those days when you have to open the front door to determine how warm or cold it is. This concept Online Coat Rack connects to the internet and displays vital coat selection information via a built-in analog barometer. Plus it’s one more facet of your life that can be surrendered to our budding computer overlords.
After staying up late one night watching Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Al Gore came up with a Rube Goldberg machine that would go on to power the internet.
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In addition to giving you the power make a call, check your email and ignore a friend on Facebook, Google may now hold dominion over your wallet and car keys thanks to the existence of an Android Robot plush bag. Granted, this example was created as a one-of-a-kind birthday gift, but the Android logo falls under creative commons from Google—so the idea is up for grabs. That means the little green men who invade Earth will be of our own making. Didn’t expect that one…
If you’ve ever had to fight the urge to interrupt someone in the middle of a face to face conversation by saying: “I’m sorry, I’ve updated my status to ‘I don’t give a shit’, and I’ve removed you from my friend list”, Facebook will allow you to stay on good terms without ever having to meet with them, listen to them, or fake an interest in the boring stories about their kids or what their latest bowel movement was like. However, I’m sure the days are coming when we’ll look back fondly at a time when communicating with people required you to use your mouth and tongue to create weird sounds called “words”.
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Like it or not, we live in a world where Fatso the keyboard cat can become an entertainment phenomenon. If that wasn’t bad enough we also live in a world where people clamor for cheezy Fatso t-shirts.
People looking at your MySpace profile will only see what you want them to. This shirt shows the reality many are confronted with when they get off their imaginary world on the internet.
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Living without power or any of the useful gadgets we have today is hard to fathom. But I don’t think any of us can even imagine having to access the internet on a 28.8k modem. That is truly primitive.
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