For the love of God don’t drink milk from this farm. It’s not nearly as wholesome as you might think.
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Then again, some people prefer a neatly trimmed line of hair, and for those times Bieber grows a Mohawk.
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If you want to wear something that displays your nerdy love of electronics, but is still rife with sexual innuendo, consider wearing this plug in shirt that features a shit ton of male plugs. It will be a great way to merge the two things that rule your life.
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Like most of life, the desire to get laid motivates men to do things they normally wouldn’t dream of, like watch Twilight or dance. In this case, Mario has spent the last twenty years risking life and limb at the hands of inexperienced gamers to rescue damsels in distress with the hope that by saving their lives, a plumber could finally score with a princess. Let’s hope he read the fine print on that poster.
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So I pull this tie I will receive bacon eh? Tempting…but don’t be fooled ladies. What you will get is more like salami.
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Let’s face it—sex with women and skillful Rubik’s Cube playing don’t really mix. Unless “good with your hands” is referring to the dexterity with which you masturbate.
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The product page asks the question: “do you have the balls to wear the big banana belt buckle?” I don’t know about the balls, but you better have the shaft to back this buckle up.
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