Pull Tie, Receive Bacon
So I pull this tie I will receive bacon eh? Tempting…but don’t be fooled ladies. What you will get is more like salami.
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Rubik’s Cube “I’m Good With My Hands” T-Shirt
Let’s face it—sex with women and skillful Rubik’s Cube playing don’t really mix. Unless “good with your hands” is referring to the dexterity with which you masturbate.
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Big Banana Belt Buckle is Big on Innuendo
The product page asks the question: “do you have the balls to wear the big banana belt buckle?” I don’t know about the balls, but you better have the shaft to back this buckle up.
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