
Suspended animation couldn’t be more delicious. Although, upon waking, Han Solo will experience the major side effect of being frozen in orange creamsicle—one hell of an ice cream headache.
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It is tough to say which is worse: losing your head or knowing your face is about to meet pavement. Either way, screaming is the appropriate response whether you are an ice cream cone or a person.
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Ice cream pirates are not the most intimidating adversaries—unless you work at a Ben & Jerry’s or something.
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Is this ice-cream tie tacky? Yes—and it’s dangerous too. You may find yourself under attack by children and out-of-control food addicts.
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