ice cream truck


From That’s Nerdalicious!: Child molesters are bad enough, but even they can’t compare to an ice cream truck filled with weapon-wielding birds.

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broccoli-truck

My mistake…it’s just the broccoli truck. My guess is that it’s just an ingenious front for some sort of illegal transporting operation. The benefit is that everyone (including the police) would avoid you like the plague.

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