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No, it isn’t man. It’s a really Big Bird. Well, maybe “dangerous” isn’t an appropriate word. More like “easy.” After all, he can by taken down by your average alley cat.

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At first glance you may think this is one of those cool designer things, until you realize its really the last few seconds of a  rabbit’s life.  The fact that it had time to realize it was about to become dinner is a testament to this bird’s crappy hunting skills.

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Even with night vision goggles, the owl has advantages over the cat in stalking and capturing prey. But I don’t see how he can contend with that high-powered sniper rifle.

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Obviously the duck has a lot better idea of how to attract a hunter than the hunter does the duck. The hunter’s little fake ducks floating on the water have nothing on the topless bikini babe the duck has.

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As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. With blood dripping from her mouth, she celebrates the kill by howling at the moon.

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