The “Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag” takes a humorous look at airplane safety.  The following info is from the manufacturer’s website:
“This case’s mock safety card print has got all the fixings of something interesting – bright, unusual colors, cartoon-effect imagery, and unabashed silliness. Its symbols, such as the one telling me that I can indeed use my remote control car on the plane, and its nonsensical text, such as “Please stow all babies under your seat,” would, if real, make safety information cards side-splittingly engaging.”
Sure, it’s all fun and games until someone slaps a baby under their seat, suffocating it’s previous screams and fits of crying…I like where your head’s at “Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag.”
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A cursory knowledge of chemistry is about all it takes to get the joke here, so even the jocks might snicker a little under their breath as they wail on you.
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There is a very good reason no one has ever found the Loch Ness monster. They were looking for the wrong thing. Now if they had been looking for a giant octopus with a devious sense of humor they may have had some better luck.
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I have to say that most people will get a kick out of this irreverent shirt. PETA may not, but they have never been known for their good sense of humor. I mean, no one would really expect you to be able to eat the whole thing.
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Hey…that’s probably true. So if you happen to be a fat kid don’t let it get you down. Walk with your head high and proclaim “I’m not fat, I’m “abduction resistant”.
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Nevermind that merchandise is already hitting the shelves capitalizing on the memory of George Carlin. The point is that he was a genius that will be missed. I know he certainly had an influence on my sense of humor (these are some of my favorite words!). The tote bag is pictured after the break.
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One of the easiest ways to talk to kids about sex is to inject a little humor. They are going to have a scowl on their face from having to talk to their parents about sex and it will take something as silly as this shirt to bring them around.
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You can never go wrong if you can find clothing that originates from anything Monty Python. and this Beast of Arrrggghhh Plush Hat is no exception. With its multitude of eyes you can’t mistake it for anything else. And anyone who knows anything will know where this comes from. That will be enough for them to take you seriously despite the silliness of the hat. Sort of a metaphor for all of Monty Python.
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