human

According to this shirt the advantage is clearly with the undead, especially since fat doesn’t favor humans. Prepare to have your brain eaten.

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robotos-doing-the-human

There is no better way to show just what a fine dancer you are than to do the robot in the middle of the dance floor. Unfortunately for actual robots, their ability to do the human is much more restricted, both by range of motion and imagination.

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human-err-pirate-arrrr

An ideal shirt or sweatshirt for your next voyage on the high seas. Pirate humor is always appreciated on a boat.

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All you who carry around a lucky rabbit‘s foot had best take note of this. It is evident from that look on his face that he means business. If you think it is wrong and disgusting for this rabbit to be carrying around his lucky human foot, then you have just learned a valuable lesson.

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