Hulk angry. Hulk smash. Hulk sell cocaine. Whoa, what?
Last spring a drunk man dressed like the Incredible Hulk was arrested in Coventry England for selling drugs. He was painted green and quoted as wearing “fancy dress.” The police found not only cocaine but also marijuana—both of which were hidden in one of the man’s sneakers. There’s no explanation as to why the man was cosplaying the Hulk at the time, but I hope it was just because he darn well felt like it.
His lawyer tried to plead the following on the behalf of his green client:
“This was a serious lapse on his part, a serious lapse and aside from the comedic element, his dress, he couldn’t have stood out more to police.
“This was a drunk man seeking to get some money back for a purchase that he had made for himself,” he added.
“It was a drunk attempt to get his money back on his way home. That’s very different from low level street dealing.”
The judge didn’t show any mercy though, and the Hulk was sentenced to two years in prison. Unfortunately, it’s only a matter of time before he will be able to score some pruno and bend the bars with his bare hands to escape.
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Incredible Hulk cosplay from the Montreal Comic-Con spotted by our friends at Geeks are Sexy. I’m not sure how they pulled it off, but apparently the costume was damn near 8-feet tall.
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Mini Hulk and son attend Comic-Con. If you are wondering why he looks so sad it’s because he doesn’t like hanging out with his dad in public. He can be a little embarrassing at times. Case in point—the flash from a camera confuses and enrages him.
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The only problem is that the Hulk’s definition of change includes brutal ass kickings, lots of smashing and a complete inability to deal with anger. So you wouldn’t want to vote against him.
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When Kool-Aid gets angry, he turns lime and starts smashing everything in his path.
He only knew two words anyway, but when he gets angry he can’t even say “Oh Yeah!” properly. Just a bunch of grunts, growls and the sloshing of liquid.
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While these Marvel keychains can be stacked on top of one another, the manufacturer could have gone a step further and allowed users to exchange heads. Of course, that wouldn’t work out so well for the Hulk. He’s kinda slow, and Wolverine’s small-ish body probably couldn’t support his head.
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The Tokidoki / Marvel alliance has already produced a line of hats which we featured last month. Now it continues with a line of hoodies and t-shirts for Simone Legno’s Fall 2010 collection. This time around, you’ll see what superheroes do in their down time. For example, Captian America delivers fast food on skates, Iron Man plays football, and Wolverine is an angry chef. All of these are currently available for pre-order and should ship between August and October. Check out additional designs after the break.
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I’m not sure how they sound, but you would probably buy one of those old-timey ear horn hearing aids and call it headphones so long as it has Marvel branding. These Coloud versions feature graphics from the likes of X-Men, Wolverine, Punisher, Hulk and Iron Man. And if you like these, I also have a TV you might be interested in.
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