From That’s Nerdalicious… While browsing the official Devo store for a suitable Energy Dome for his son’s Mark Mothersbaugh Halloween costume, David Pescovitz came across this Hot Dog Fresh cycling jersey, which will show people that you’re down with New Wave music and cylindrical mystery meat, while also scaring the crap out of neighborhood vegetarians.
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If you’ve ever pondered the logical relations between the components of a corn dog, you have too much time on your hands and you’re not alone. Although this venn diagram will help you gain understanding, they seem to have left out the deep fryer, the unquestioned lord and master of fair food.
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Ok, it IS what it looks like. But that donut is a total slut. She totally had her frosting hanging out and, I…I was just thinking with my wiener.
Now you can keep your laundry quarters together in a polyurethane hot dog that resembles a deflated football stuffed in a devil dog.
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There as a million ways to prepare a hot dog, but certain parts of the country are famous for serving their dogs a particular way. This shirt celebrates the meat by products and how they are prepared in various cities/states around the good old USA. It could come in handy for anyone that travels around the country on a regular basis and has a hankering for some local flavor.
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It’s no wonder, ketchup is always going to be used more than mustard. Isn’t it just like a weiner to always go for the one that puts out more?
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I think the expression on this hot dog’s face captures what we have all felt when we were caught doing something that we knew we shouldn’t be doing. Although I cannot say that cannibalism is something I had to worry about.
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