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princess horse

(via Cheezburger)

This is what happens when a Doctor Who cosplayer gets a sonic screwdriver and a creepy horse head mask for Christmas. All you need to do is add someone with a camera and a picnic table to leap from with glee and you’ve got the oddest, creepiest Doctor Who cosplay ever. I hope Moffat doesn’t see this or we’ll have evil horse aliens in some future episode.

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It’s not enough for just you to be dressed up in an amazing, fierce costume. Nope, you need a mighty matching steed. This scary mask with red horns is made for your horse (or a friend’s horse, if you don’t have one), and it instantly makes equines look like Ringwraith-mobiles. Seriously. I wouldn’t go near an animal wearing this mask for fear of being burned or worse.

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sick-of-job

When you use the phrase that you are “sick of your job”, think about how this poor carousel horse feels. You should choose your words a little more carefully next time, just as this horse should look into investing in Dramamine if he is going to continue going in circles all day. That pole it’s impaled on probably isn’t all that comfortable either.

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