horror


I don’t know who to pick…it seems like everyone in this lineup have horrified me over the years.

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blood-bath-bag

I am not into the habit of scoping out potential targets for theft, but you have to think that the shopper walking around with the Blood Bath Bag would not be your first choice of targets regardless of whether they are young and skinny or old and frail. That white haired lady just may have some tricks up her sleeve.

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friday-the-12th

I guess Jason won’t be killing kids at camp today. Bummer.

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It is quite clear that most horror film killers are men, but that doesn’t mean the women cannot get in on the action. This Ms. Freddy Krueger costume will make her every bit as deadly as the male version. Maybe even more so since the men will not be running away from any woman wearing this form fitting sweater dress. Costume includes the dress, hat and glove with knives.

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Need a little pick-me-up? Just press the button on this SAW Puppet keychain to hear one of six uplifting messages like: “I want to play a game”, “Oh yes, there will be blood”, “Game over” and Billy the puppet’s eerie laugh.

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