homework

You have to love a book bag that also serves to remind you of why you have no homework to hand in again. The teacher will be so amazed that you were able to get away from a ninja with your life intact that the lack of homework will be a non-issue.

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Let your shirt give your teacher all the evidence you need to prove that your dog really did eat your homework. If the teacher doesn’t appreciate that your dog had to be irradiated just so you could avoid a zero for a grade, then they have no heart at all.

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