Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
high heels
Before you let your lust for hideous shoes get the better of you, it should be pointed out that these high heels are made out of paper, so they’re only good for collecting dust and giving you the urge to pick up a Rubik’s Cube or play internet Tetris.
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I guess the makers of this purse are aiming for the Marilyn Monroe fans that also love high heels. That does not necessarily make it a product that only a woman could love. Whoever does want that combo, the bag also has ribbon lacing, though there are only so many high heels that have laces.
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Try these 7-inch Spike Heel Ballet-Style Shoes on for size. Then again, you probably shouldn’t.
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