Literal Crocs by the Dutch artist Sit. Currently on display at the Jonathan LeVine Gallery in NYC.
high heels
I don’t know how women tolerate wearing high heels in the first place (though I’ll admit they look great), but this is beyond insane. Thankfully, this is just a concept and no woman has been crazy enough to attempt it…yet.
(Bit Rebels via Stylite)
The Fashion is strong with Jilliann Silva’s hand-painted Star Wars heels. At $275, these shoes are still a bargain—especially since you can request any kind of customization you like.
Product Page ($275 via ISCK)
I had eyeballs all over a pair of socks once—every step was pure agony. At least with heels, those extra eyes are off the ground.
These “Déjà Vu” shoes from Christian Louboutin cost $1595, but I’ll bet you could save around $1592 and stick some googly eyes to shoes you already have.
Product Page ($1,595 via Neatorama)
Teva knows that the biggest untapped market out there has to be the hippie fashionista/well-dressed feminine adventurer types. That’s why they made the logical decision to merge sandal with stiletto.
Who am I kidding? This is completely ridiculous—especially for $330. And if you still aren’t convinced that this is terrible, check out some of the suggested uses after the break.
Kobi Levi takes an artistic approach to his footwear, as evident in these “Chewing Gum” heels.
Although, when you combine this with some of the pieces after the break, you might wonder whether or not the artist within is a 16-year old boy.
No, I don’t mean they will turn you into a prostitute that hangs outside of Kmart. These heels recently shown off in Rodarte’s Fall 2010 collection actually feature illuminated heels—not to mention a cool futuristic look. Check out the video after the break (at around the 1:25 mark) to see the shoes in action.
Right now these police stilettos are only a concept, but if the porn industry has their way you’re sure to see them is some S&M flick with handcuffs, temporary tight cop outfits and horrible acting.
Before you let your lust for hideous shoes get the better of you, it should be pointed out that these high heels are made out of paper, so they’re only good for collecting dust and giving you the urge to pick up a Rubik’s Cube or play internet Tetris.
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