Thankfully, these Hello Kitty “breast implants” are actually bars of soap. However, considering how much insane Hello Kitty merchandise is out there, this doesn’t seem too far fetched eh? I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Sanrio has probably already looked into Hello Kitty breast implants. If they haven’t, they probably will now. They must be stopped.
Just say no to Hello Kitty boobs.
(via Kitty Hell)
Hot Topic is pulling out all the stops. The latest in their selection of adorable leggings we feel compelled to buy features Sanrio. Normally when you hear Sanrio, you think about Hello Kitty. These tights feature the familiar feline, but they also have Chococat, Badtz Maru, and everyone else. So freaking cute!
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Star Wars and Hello Kitty get mashed up once again in this Hello Jawa shirt. It’s currently on sale for only $11, but grab it soon because the deal ends tomorrow!
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These handmade crocheted scarves are 100% acrylic, machine washable, and absolutely adorable. You can choose from bacon and eggs, sushi, or Hello Kitty and her friends. Unfortunately, the bacon and egg version is backordered, but it’s bacon and we all know it’s worth waiting for bacon.
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Grumpy cat makes the cutest Hello Kitty. Just don’t tell him I said so because I’m afraid he’ll claw my eyes out.
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This cute shirt takes Adventure Time‘s Finn and mashes him up with the most loved cat on the planet. No, not Nyan Cat or Grumpy Cat, but Hello Kitty—and he’s absolutely adorable.
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Totoro is ridiculously adorable, and Hello Kitty is insanely precious. When you mix them together on a t-shirt, it sets off all the cute alarms in the universe.
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Hello Kitty fashion has really changed over the years. The Sanrio character is still adorable, but now she’s also featured on chic designs. This “Mew Complete Me” skirt mixes the two and has just the right amount of playfulness.
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Christopher Robin had his trusty Pooh, and now Hobbes has his trusty Calvin in this adorable Hello Kitty-style shirt. I hope Calvin is ready to get dragged along on all sorts of adventures, many of them involving honey tuna fish sandwiches.
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