Male Ugly Bag: Is One Bag Enough?
Guys may talk about women who would be fine to sleep with if only they would wear a bag over their head. But women probably have more need for a handy bag. A lot of men they meet look eerily like the before picture above. With the Ugly Male Bag not only do you [...]
La La Headband
Wear this headband and you are telling that loudmouth that not only are you not listening to him, but you don’t even care enough to waste the energy of using your own hands.
Product Page (£4.99)
Oakley Medusa Hat and Goggles
Aptly named Medusa, instead of snakes for hair this hat has leather dreadlocks. If you want the ultimate alien-submersive look then look to Oakley to provide headgear that no one else has the guts or imagination to offer.
Product Page ($500 Hat, $250 Goggles) via The Green Head
