Needless to say, He-Man’s employees were fed up with his micromanaging and general lack of pants.
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The power of Greyskull takes on the power of the Dark Side in what is sure to be an epic sword battle. That is, unless they go for option three—drop your sword, make out, and rule the universe together.
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Take your place as the Princess of Power with this She-Ra costume babydoll. Wear this shirt, for the honor of Grayskull!
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After mounting a successful attack, Skeletor was hugely disappointed to find out that Castle Grayskull was nothing more than a bouncy castle—that is until he tried it for himself and understood its true power.
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The rift between He-Man and Skeletor really started when they were playing together in the Masters of the Universe. Drugs, money and the struggle for creative control tore them apart.
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If this bouncy castle was the actual Greyskull, Skeletor could defeat it with a pin. Plus, He-Man’s sword, through the power of Greyskull, would simply be a balloon sword with a nasty static electric charge.
If He-Man “has the power”, he may as well incorporate Greyskull and sell it to his neighbor’s for a profit. Maybe he could use all that cash to bribe Skeletor to get off his back and simplify his life.
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As the product page for this t-shirt points out: “His name is Prince Adam, he rides around on a tiger and he is best friends with a chick.” Seems like a pretty open and shut case to me.
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