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Finally! I was looking all over for something that matches my human centipede scarf. Brrr…it’s still pretty cold out though. Let’s huddle up anus to mouth to stay warm.

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Keep your head warm with knitted pixels! This Etsy seller has a store stocked with mushrooms, 16-bit characters (like Link here), and of course, Jayne’s cunning hat.

Check out the Black Mage (from Final Fantasy) version of the hat after the break.

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Jayne Cobb as a baby. How cute is that?

There are plenty of Jayne hat replicas floating around out there, but this one is designed specifically for your litte damn hero.

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If you don’t know any Incendio fire spells to keep you warm, this Harry Potter Gryffindor House beanie will have to do. It’s made of lamb’s wool, so it should do a good job of it.

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Knitted hats are the best way to sort of cosplay. They make a statement and if you have the skills you can craft them yourself. The awesome Etsy seller behind the knit Boba Fett hat also has a crocheted Tusken Raider head covering available. While wearing it you have to walk around carrying a stick over your head.

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A handmade, machine stitched GLaDOS fleece beanie that’s suitable attire for all test subjects.

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Stay warm this winter with these cute Star Wars Ewok and Hello Kitty hats! Plus, you’ll be able to stuff your jacket with all the extra cash you saved because these hats are on sale for a limited time for only $11.25 and $29.63 respectively.

Star Wars Ework knit hat—$22.50 $11.25 (50% off)
Hello Kitty Furry Snood—$39.50 $29.63 (25% off)


So what’s inside this gift? Check out the complete ordeal after the break.

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If your princess (or prince) is locked in a tower, wearing this handmade hat may help you find your way. You really need to wear the ears to maximize the effect though.

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Wear a police box on your head! This TARDIS beanie stands apart from the others with its warmth-providing earflaps. It’s made to order so you can ensure it fits your bigger-on-the-inside head.

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