Monkey’s are not particularly clean animals, so maybe your best bet is this monkey. Not only do you get a cute monkey hanging around your neck, you can flip his nose up to get inside the actual bag. More useful than the average monkey.
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You may be taking a long visit to Human Resources if you wear this tie to work. Unless you work for a coroner, the hanging man will likely be considered more of a cry for help than a humorous piece of apparel.
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This skeleton hanging from your necklace is a bit ironic. You wear him around your neck while he is hanging by his. The weird thing is, was he hung and is still hanging there after decomposing or did you really try to hang a skeleton?
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