Hit the bank, or the slopes wearing one of these stylish ski masks. Go as a hamburger, werewolf, clown or Jesus. Maybe you and your crew can mix and match—although it’s more difficult for a teller to take you seriously when the bank is being robbed by a burger and Jesus. It might also lead to some unwanted nicknames in the local press. I can picture it now: “The Jesusburger Gang strikes again!”
Although hamburgers are delicious, you have to wonder about their marketability as a fashion statement. It’s not a good sign when you can’t even get the models in your ad to actually wear the product you’re selling.  the dude’s muffs look especially superimposed. You can almost hear him saying: “I’ll hold the burger and smile, but there’s no way in hell I’m wearing those things”.
Product Page: ($10.75 via Random Good Stuff)
It appears that plants have had enough of cows grazing on them for their sustenance. Turnabout is fair play, as they say. That poor little hamburger thought he had nothing to worry about from what is an apprently toothy stalk of broccoli.
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How many times have you thought: “Damn, if only they could package the subtle, stylish look of a Happy Meal into a shoe, I’d get so laid”. Well clear your calendar stud, because the Japanese heard you loud and clear! These Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics come complete with french fry insoles, and combine the ugliness of 1991 skate fashion with the unbridled cool of Ronald McDonald. Only money and confidence is more attractive to the opposite sex.
Product Page: (14,000 Yen, or about $143.95)
So you got yourself a hamburger themed thong, but don’t know how to accessorize it properly. I think the first place you want to start is with this beautiful Hamburger Belt Buckle. The ketchup dripping off of it will make anyone’s mouth water. If they are staring at your waistline, that is.
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