Vampires Beware!
Watch out vampires. This shirt gives the average Joe all the knowledge he needs to vanquish you. Unfortunately, you can’t kill vampires with a cotton stake, so it would be a good idea to invest in an actual vampire killing kit.
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The Best of Fashionably Geek: Halloween Edition
Over the last month or so we have been including quite a few Halloween related products into our posts here at Fashionably Geek—and since today is the special day, it’s about time we listed ten of our best. Enjoy.
Vampires Have No Life T-Shirt: The curse of immortality: eventually you run out of shit to do.
Count Bakula T-Shirt: [...]
Vampires Have No Life
Being an immortal vampire may seem cool at first, but after a few hundred years things get kind of stale. I mean, when you are not sucking blood what the hell is there to do at four in the morning? Honestly, before video games were invented, I don’t know how vampires could stand it.
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Dental Damned: Candy is The Real Halloween Monster
Let’s face it, you are not going to run into any actual werwolves or vampires this Halloween. However, the dentist and and his drill are very…very real.
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Sexy Ghostbusters Costume Will Make Anyone a Little Stiff
Holy crap…this is a lot better than looking at Dan Aykroyd.
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Secret Spider Knife Necklace For Halloween Stabbin’
Things can get a little crazy on Halloween night—so you can never be too careful. This spider necklace goes well with any spooky costume, and it features a hidden knife for protection.
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Please Excuse My Boner
If you thought four hours would be bad, consider this: skeletons have a raging boner 24/7/365.
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Ms. Freddie Krueger Sexy Costume
It is quite clear that most horror film killers are men, but that doesn’t mean the women cannot get in on the action. This Ms. Freddy Krueger costume will make her every bit as deadly as the male version. Maybe even more so since the men will not be running away from any woman wearing [...]
It Is All About The Eyebrows
Some say the eyebrows make the man. these eyebrows seem to make the freak. If they didn’t, wy would they release them to such small stores? If they were the next hot thing we would find them everywhere.
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Star Wars Costumes For Your Dogs…Really
Your pets sit home every day, all year. That sounds pretty boring to me, so don’t leave them out of the Halloween fun this year. You can probably even ignore gender and put either Star Wars character costume on either pet. Whatever looks best on them or whichever character they prefer.
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