A wand is great, but nothing beats cold, hard steel in your hand. Plus, there’s no need to think about spells. Just point and shoot.
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This shirt features 10 famous sci-fi weapons and the year that they first appeared on screen.
They say “don’t bring a knife to a gun fight”. Wise words. However, “don’t bring a t-shirt full of fake guns to a gun fight” is even more true.
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An octopus is a one man bubble gun army. And he has an itchy trigger tentacle.
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Clearly, this owl is f*cking crazy. Notice the empty eyes with the dark circles, the unplugged headphones and the fact that he keeps repeating the same question over and over. “who?” “Who?” “WHO?”
I don’t know “who” man! Just put down the guns and we will talk this out.
Even with night vision goggles, the owl has advantages over the cat in stalking and capturing prey. But I don’t see how he can contend with that high-powered sniper rifle.
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Bobo left the clown game to become an undercover spy, but things went horribly wrong when he discovered that he brought the gun from the wrong bag this morning.
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This hat may exist to make a statement about second amendment rights, but it will also mock and threaten the real enemy… Hat thieves.
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Keep an eye on Mr. White here, something tells me he is a dangerous man at the end of his rope.
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Having a coin purse isn’t acceptable for any man. However, these gun versions from designer James Lassey make it possible for a guy to use exact change and still feel masculine. The only problem is that the gun purse is only a concept at the moment, so I would stick with the debit card until they show up on Etsy. In the meantime, you can pick up one of Lassey’s plush M-16s (pictured after the break).
