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Every office should have an employee like Dwight Schrute. His seriousness makes everything he does just that much funnier. And maybe some women would like to be on The Office to get a shot at this virile young man and his guns.

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Many take the advice to “never bring a knife to a gunfight”. It seems like it would be good advice, but this shirt shows a different side to that adage. I think the one with the knife here definitely feels like he has the upper hand.

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You can’t love everyone. So every gift you give shouldn’t be all sweet and cuddly, and this necklace certainly isn’t. While it does not actually say “I hate you”, I think the gun and dagger should give the appropriate hint.

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