Junior Tan used a MakerBot 3D printer to create this unique pistol iPhone carrying case which will no doubt result in cavity searches at the airport and good samaritans trying to talk you out of suicide every time you make a call. If you think this is worth that kind of trouble, you can download and print the 3D model and build your own. However, you’ll want to get accustomed to terrified screams, cops and the phrase: “it was all a big misunderstanding”.
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There’s a lot more to watches than telling time. Did you know they can also be a trusted friend, a pop quiz, a safety feature for a pistol and a daily reminder that you’re going to die? That’s just the tip of the timepiece iceberg. Check out their full range with these 10 examples.
Taking weapons to the next level is this Armatix .22cal pistol, which comes with a custom wristwatch that is also responsible for sending a wireless arming signal to the gun, illuminating a green LED on the back of the gun and allowing it to fire. When the gun is not within a few inches of the watch, the gun will be disabled, as signified by a red LED. However all that safety will cost you. The limited edition pistol is selling for 7,000 euro, or about $9,700, and starts shipping next month.
Lock n’ load this sterling silver Uzi bracelet on to your arm for a display of fashionable firepower. When all the women fighting over the Black Friday sale items at the mall see a no nonsense display like this, they’ll know that you’re not one to be trifled with.
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McLovin may have ended up with everything he wanted, but he got real respect when started carrying a piece. He just needs to be careful, prison is no place for a skinny little boy like that.
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I remember the days when the worst punishment you got from a nun was a rap on the knuckles with a ruler. I guess it is just a sign of the times that they now feel a gun is the required deterrent.
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It looks like the proliferation of gangs has reached beyond the limits of the big cities and moved into the Smurf village. The days of happy little blue people appears to be over.
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There are too many times when men and women are just not on the same page. This poor guy obviously has very different intentions than the young lady pictured.
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There cannot be a safer way to carry any valuables than to stash them in the hidden compartment of this Gun Belt Buckle. The skull handled gun should make you look like enough of a tough guy that people won’t mess with you. Besides, when was the last time you heard of someone getting their belt stolen from them? It would be a real challenge to steal this thing inconspicuously.
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You can love or hate both Barbarella and Jane Fonda, but you have to love a futuristic gun as a necklace. Look at it as celebrating a movie where the heroine finds more and more ways to lose what little clothing she is wearing.
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