He also doesn’t like people talking about his man bag. It’s probably best not to get on his bad side.
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This actually explains a lot. The new generation of reapers use machine guns in order to waste people quickly and efficiently because they’re busy bastards with a quota. A lingering death must be some geezer reaper with bad eyesight and bad aim who still insists on using a scythe… Thumbs DOWN.
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The Grim Reaper has a life outside work just like the rest of us. Some are raising families, he is looking to dance. You figure the guy needs to blow off steam somehow.
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Everyone tries to pass on what they know to their offspring by starting with small lessons. It is no different for the Grim Reaper, much to that turtle’s consternation.
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Death, you so crazy… Who else is going to cover someone’s eyes with skeleton hands?
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With the economy in such bad shape, the universe just can’t afford to subsidize Mr. Reaper’s flashy entrances anymore. He’s now forced to waste his victims in a more low-key manner.
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Donating blood is a worthy endeavor, but this guy does not look like he works for the Red Cross. I am sure he will still be willing to accept your donation, the one bonus being that he couldn’t care less what your blood type is.
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