You’ll have to check your pacifism at the door if you want to wage war on plastic. That’s when it’s time to feel the warm companionship of this neoprene grenade which contains a reusable polyester shopping bag that has “War on Plastic” printed on it. You’ll set an example for the whole health food store by letting them know that you’ve eliminated .00001% of plastic products from your life. Way to go!
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It would be a lot easier to convince people to conserve if it somehow related to beer drinking. You could get global warming to turn to global cooling almost overnight.
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Interesting that a man would rather be perceived as whipped than a treehugger. Admit it hippie! You care !
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Besides being absolutely truthful and an indicator of your declining mental capacity, this bag that announces that you usually leave it in the car will also annoy those that are a little too obnoxious about their green credentials.
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If you like your visions of the future to be a little less bleak than Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange, maybe the Teenage Mutant Turtles are more your speed.
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Earth Day is this Wednesday, April 22nd—a day that we all should celebrate. Not an eco-fan? Consider this—Darth Vader cares about wildfires. AT-ST drivers try to avoid knocking down trees. Shocking? Yeah, I know. All six designs are available after the break.
As you exit your solar-powered home and drive to the health food store in your hybrid vehicle you secretly despise the people that drive big trucks and nonchalantly respond “plastic” when the cashier asks their preference. Let your hippie enviro-anger and self-righteousness boil up to the surface in the form of this reusable bag.
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Maybe Darth Vader was on the green side before the dark side even existed. This Vader depiction is made entirely of trees and animals that are all symbols of the environmental movement. He may have had better luck recruiting people to this cause, but it would have been tough to top his future dreams of domination of the universe.
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For a bag made of recycled pop caps this thing is not half bad looking. You have to have respect for someone who can make a bag from what is possibly the cheapest possible material and still charge almost two bills for it. I guess it is all about the labor. But it better be someone sitting in their basement doing this for hours at a time and not some sweatshop over in Asia or they should be charging under $20.
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