grass

grass t-shirtYou know that guy in your neighborhood who feels the need to show off his hideous body whenever he mows the lawn? Well, with Christmas just around the corner, maybe it’s time to give him an official lawn mowing t-shirt as a gift not only to him, but to yourself and everyone else on the block… You’re welcome.

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cow-mower

Forget bagging grass clippings, you just need to hire yourself a different breed of mower. Get yourself a few cows and you can feed them at the same time you get your lawn mowed. Plus, fattening them up can only lead to good things.

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