If you want to have an engagement ring that will be a source of intense embarrassment when your grand kids are visiting you in the home, then you want a replica of the ring Edward gives to Bella in Twilight. The ring appears exactly as it was described in the book and was co-designed by Twilight author Stephanie Meyer and Infinite Jewelry Co.
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Apparently this gold chain scarf is crocheted, but it gives you a good idea of what they would look like if they were manufactured by Superpretzel.
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We all know what black tie affairs are, but this necklace introduces the Gold Tie Affair. The necklace made of gold tiles fits the bill for your jewelry needs and the tie design gives it a touch of class.
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Who would use a crown this tiny? The Smurfs maybe? What did you do—take Smurf Village by force, send Papa Smurf into exile and steal the crown for yourself? That’s cold man…real cold.
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For all the years that you carried that stupid retainer around, it is likely you would like to have a necklace commemorating those wonderful years. And look at the bright side, the odds of this one ending up in the garbage is much lower.
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Apparently, someone working on Disney’s Couture line got a little carried away with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme when they created this gold noose necklace. Not surprisingly, it is a hard to find item these days.
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Mr. T’s gold chains were a fashion statement that worked for him. Your job may not be so kind about that kind of decoration. Get the best of both worlds with the Fool’s Gold Tie. You will have your corporate noose on as required, but still have a chest full of gold necklaces. Your bosses surely wouldn’t object.
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Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70′s porno.
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Designed by artist Bil McMullen, the drum machine ring is a must-have for any geek that just happens to be a big fan of percussion instruments.Unfortunately, the sterling silver version pictured above is sold out —but you can still score yourself a 14k Vermeil (gold plated sterling silver) version if you are willing to fork over the cash.
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