Gold Jeweled Crown Ring: You Are the New King of the Smurfs

Who would use a crown this tiny? The Smurfs maybe? What did you do—take Smurf Village by force, send Papa Smurf into exile and steal the crown for yourself? That’s cold man…real cold.
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Gold Retainer Necklace

For all the years that you carried that stupid retainer around, it is likely you would like to have a necklace commemorating those wonderful years. And look at the bright side, the odds of this one ending up in the garbage is much lower.
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Disney Couture Hanging Noose Necklace: That’s Right…DISNEY

Apparently, someone working on Disney’s Couture line got a little carried away with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme when they created this gold noose necklace. Not surprisingly, it is a hard to find item these days.
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Fool’s Gold Tie: Mr. T Would Pity The Fool

Mr. T’s gold chains were a fashion statement that worked for him. Your job may not be so kind about that kind of decoration. Get the best of both worlds with the Fool’s Gold Tie. You will have your corporate noose on as required, but still have a chest full of gold necklaces. Your bosses [...]

NASA Gold “Meatball” Necklace: All You Need is Some Chest Hair

Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70’s porno.
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Drum Machine Ring is Super Pimp

Designed by artist Bil McMullen, the drum machine ring is a must-have for any geek that just happens to be a big fan of percussion instruments.Unfortunately, the sterling silver version pictured above is sold out —but you can still score yourself a 14k Vermeil (gold plated sterling silver) version if you are willing to fork [...]