Look at this guy—acting all tough in his Godzilla hat. Forget Guy Fawkes—this is the hat to wear while looting and trashing your neighborhood.
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I would have thought that being inanimate would be all that came naturally to plush Godzilla, but it appears that all Godzillas only know how to do one thing.
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I wonder what he reads in the paper ever morning.
“Godzilla Strikes Again! Expected to return this morning and wreak havoc from 9-5. Is a pattern developing? This reporter thinks so.”
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Today’s Woot shirt eloquently explains the one thing that’s guaranteed to stop Godzilla in his tracks.
Plus the description text is amazingly loltastic.
Wear this shirt: if you’re either A) obviously pregnant or B) obviously not pregnant.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not pregnant, but you’ve got a body type that seems to inspire people to incorrectly assume you are, and they sometimes ask about it.
Rawr indeed.
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If your kid already wrecks the house, these Godzilla plush slippers will just enhance the look. However, they may also encourage him.
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King Kong and Godzilla are freaks. They like it when you watch…and scream. Nothing is off limits. In fact, I heard that Kong once used this skyscraper to…eh, you don’t even want to know.
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You may be wearing a target or 9 which will help your enemies hunt you for sport, but someone has to spread the word that Godzilla, walking mushrooms and dudes with chunks missing from their waists equal bad news.
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Meet “Clean Monster”, the Felix Unger of giant city roaming mega-lizards. At any given time he can be found cleaning and polishing buildings, petting airplanes and sweeping streets. Unfortunately, most of his work takes place in Canada.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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