Next time you feel like going all Tokyo monster stomp in your office, just pull out one of these ties instead. Inspired by the classic game Rampage, these ties let you unleash your inner monster without getting fired. Or thrown in jail. You can choose which scene inspires you most, or maybe you’re having a really rough time at work and need all three. All the better to imagine stomping that annoying guy in accounting.
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Fashionably Geek reader Patrick sent us this pic of his incredibly impressive Godzilla tattoo. As you can see, he’s also engaged in an epic battle with a truly fearsome foe.
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Thanks Patrick!
Look at this guy—acting all tough in his Godzilla hat. Forget Guy Fawkes—this is the hat to wear while looting and trashing your neighborhood.
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I would have thought that being inanimate would be all that came naturally to plush Godzilla, but it appears that all Godzillas only know how to do one thing.
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I wonder what he reads in the paper ever morning.
“Godzilla Strikes Again! Expected to return this morning and wreak havoc from 9-5. Is a pattern developing? This reporter thinks so.”
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Today’s Woot shirt eloquently explains the one thing that’s guaranteed to stop Godzilla in his tracks.
Plus the description text is amazingly loltastic.
Wear this shirt: if you’re either A) obviously pregnant or B) obviously not pregnant.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not pregnant, but you’ve got a body type that seems to inspire people to incorrectly assume you are, and they sometimes ask about it.
Rawr indeed.
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If your kid already wrecks the house, these Godzilla plush slippers will just enhance the look. However, they may also encourage him.
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King Kong and Godzilla are freaks. They like it when you watch…and scream. Nothing is off limits. In fact, I heard that Kong once used this skyscraper to…eh, you don’t even want to know.
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You may be wearing a target or 9 which will help your enemies hunt you for sport, but someone has to spread the word that Godzilla, walking mushrooms and dudes with chunks missing from their waists equal bad news.
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Meet “Clean Monster”, the Felix Unger of giant city roaming mega-lizards. At any given time he can be found cleaning and polishing buildings, petting airplanes and sweeping streets. Unfortunately, most of his work takes place in Canada.
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