As you will see in the “glow” version of this t-shirt after the break, electricity has revealed that Ben Franklin’s skeleton made up 95% of his body weight. He told everyone he was big boned—apparently, it was the truth.
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Seriously, it’s a glowing face and nothing more. Looking at it closely won’t uncover a thing.
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It’s hard to see in the photo, but it appears that aliens are out to probe our ducks, chickens or whatever the hell is on the other side of the fence. They only attack at night, so keep an eye out for them when the sun goes down.
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It’s hard to imagine the type of music that would warrant the simultaneous use both a flaming Bic and the sign of the horns, but if you know of any, this shirt will provide them both when the lights go out.
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You may think these Glow In The Dark Gloves would be good for safety when out after dark, but since they only glow under UV light, they had to be a little more inventive with the uses which include: raves, sign language in the dark and theater performances. I guess I better brush up on my sign language so I can use such a fine product.
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If you want to know what Tron’s been up to in the 27 years since his victory over Master Control, this t-shirt may lead you to believe it involves lots of drinking, frisbees, depression, and if you follow his gaze, bestiality.
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When night time grilling is on the agenda, it is time to pull out some different cooking apparel. This skeleton apron is nicely complemented by the skeleton oven mitt. And so everyone knows who the master chef is, he can be picked out easily as the one with the glowing bones. Why is it that guys just love glow in the dark products?
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As you can see, Homer has pink donuts on the brain. However, it appears that this particular donut got a little to close to the reactor at the plant because it glows in the dark.
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