He went to a dry cleaner once, but the whole experience was kind of traumatic. Now he’s paying the price.
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A Boo ghost made with more ghosts…and coffins, jack o’ lanterns, pills, coffins and bags of money. Bags of money? Boo can haunt us anytime if he’s bringing cash.
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They haunt cans of PBR apparently.
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When ugly people die, sometimes they come back as ugly ghosts. If that wasn’t bad enough, they suck at haunting because the bag crinkling always gives them away.
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It was cheap, but if I had known it was built on some bizarre alternate universe populated by ghost dragons I would have tried for a stainless steel appliance upgrade.
Being afraid of ghosts is normal, being afraid of goats is a little harder to justify. Unless you are worried about your lawn, a goat does not really present much harm.
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If you ever wake up to the smell of urine in the air and the sounds of sobbing (and you don’t live in NYC), you may be haunted by a pee ghost. They’re dead—and they have a massive bladder control problem.
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I’m no Ghostbuster, but I think you may have a classic case of haunted boobs. Not to worry though, I can exorcise the demons. Let me just wash my hands.
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