ghost

After 30 years, Pac-Man has learned a trick or two.

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This Pinky Arcade Ghost Hat will definitely get you noticed, but I’m not sure it’s going to be the kind of attention you are looking for. For $43, those googly eyes had damn well better be super googly.

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ecto-trap

If you want results, go with the original Dr. Spengler brand Ecto Trap. You can’t go wrong sticking with the ghost trapping designs of one of the original Ghostbusters. Accept no substitutes.

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gasius_buster_t-shirtSee where those eyes are pointing? He may be a ghost, but that doesn’t mean he can’t smell raging B.O. You can see the fear in his eyes start to grow as your pit stain inches closer and closer.

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dot-overdose

It makes no difference whether you are Pac Man or any other addict, you can’t chase after anything in life with a ravenous desire and not have it affect you somehow. It is too bad the ghosts had to witness such a spectacle.

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pac-man-ghost-catcher

Maybe Pac Man got tired of all the effort it took to chase all those damn ghosts. Armed with a little better technology, he has them on the run regardless of whether he gets the power up dots or not. This works out much better for him since once he has them captured they won’t keep coming back.

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At the dawn of gaming time, Pac-Man roamed the Earth. He was more evolved than his ancient 8-bit Pong ancestors, and he was entertaining for more than a few minutes at a time. It was a pivotal period in gaming evolution.

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I can’t believe that Blinky fell for this. There was no way that Pac Man was going to treat him to a nice supper. This became evident almost immediately when Pac Man’s first course was a giant large ball. He may as well try running because sitting there sweating nervously is not going to get him anywhere. Last Supper indeed.

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