
(Chocolate Cake Design via TITI)
The Screen Team Show is known for making funny parody videos. Their latest focuses on Gears of War and throws in some Gary Jules and Muse. Better yet, it looks as if it was filmed in the post-apocalyptic like Salton Sea.
Watch the video after the break (warning, some NSFW language).

Or, more specifically, my cold, mechanical heart loves shredding enemies with the Lancer.
Product Page ($23.94 via Rampaged Reality)

(via FYT)

Now that the game is out, Gears of War 2 merchandise is starting to trickle in. A selection of some of the new t-shirt designs are available after the break.

This Gears of War Messenger Bag is the perfect tote for any gamer’s crap. Plus, the design is based on the Gears body armor—which gives it a unique look.
Product Page ($29.99—currently in pre-order / available later this month)