We all know that ninjas are both silent and deadly, but it is not clear if they are referring to  stalking capability or the release of noxious gases.
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There’s something about riding a bike that just makes you want to lay down a fierce carpet bombing to mark your path. It could be the open air, the tight biker shorts, or the satisfaction of knowing that you’ll be long gone by the time the next pedestrian or rider gets engulfed by your funk.
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Apparently wildlife has no more sense of decorum than your husband does. You can’t really tell from this picture of the boxers, but I will make an assumption that all of these are male animals.
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It might be really cool if this belt buckle was actually a working gas mask. The problem with that is you would have to make the choice between protecting yourself from some noxious gas and your pants falling down around your knees. You don’t need to be adding any more tough decisions into your hectic life.
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