Noobs Are People Too
You shouldn’t be hating on noobs too much. Everyone was a noob at one point and it would be good to remember that when you are about to jump all over someone’s shit for doing something stupid.
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Space Invaders Ground Defenses: Countin’ Kills
That’s a lot of Space Invaders. Someone give that man an 8-bit medal!
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Nintendo 64 and Sega Dreamcast Trucker Caps
Old school gamers like myself have fond memories of playing Mario / Goldeneye on the 64 and NFL2K1 / DOA II on the Dreamcast—although those memories are not fond enough to make me want one of these hideous retro trucker caps. The Dreamcast version is pictured after the break.
Resident Evil Umbrella…Umbrella
The image for this umbrella looks more like some crappy drawing, but the fact of the matter is that sometime in the 3Q of this year you will be able to walk the streets of your own Raccoon City safe in the knowledge that your Umbrella Corp / Resident Evil umbrella will protect you from [...]
Ninja Gaiden Fallen Enemies Baseball Cap
I don’t know about you, but in my experience with Ninja Gaiden, the enemies would not be the ones lying defeated on the ground. Nice cap though—even for those that suck at the game.
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If You Are Not a Guitar Hero, What Kind of Hero Are You?
Maybe being a Guitar Hero isn’t you thing. Maybe you are really a glockenspiel hero. No? How about a kazoo hero, beatbox hero, or even a bagpipe hero? Whatever your preference, there is definitely a band geek hero shirt to suit your talents. Hit the product link for a full list.
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Pitfall Trucker Cap: Retro Gaming on Retro Hats
If you liked the idea of a Duck Hunt trucker cap, but you consider yourself more of an Atari fan, the Pitfall trucker cap is for you.
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Guitar Hero Branded Chain Wallet
Unfortunately, being a Guitar Hero virtuoso does not come with fame and fortune…yet. But if the dough ever does start rolling in—you will be prepared with this official GH wallet.
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Who Needs Sex When You Have Video Games?
Some may argue that video games and virginity have a cause and effect relationship, but hey—video games will always put out for you.
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Nintendo Console, Cartridge and Controller Keychain
This Nintendo keychain is retro x 3 with console, cartridge and controller charms on a single ring.
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