games

rock-scissorhands

The Thing being made of rock gives him a distinct advantage playing against Edward Scissorhands. There is nothing that is going to change his odds of winning, which will remain at zero.

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You may recall the comprehensive Dungeons and Dragons flowchart that made the rounds on the interwebs a while back. Basically, it explains how the game works in a way that can be easily visualized. The good news is that you can have this handy reference on your messenger bag. As a bonus, the design functions as a security system, of sorts. After all, no thief would ever want to be caught carrying around something this nerdy. A close up image of the chart is available after the break.

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Life-sized chess is nothing new, but Mega Chess has a set of plastic hats that really get you into the game. Better start making some friends though. You are going to need 32 people that not only know how to play chess, but are willing to wear something this stupid.

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Let’s face it—sex with women and skillful Rubik’s Cube playing don’t really mix. Unless “good with your hands” is referring to the dexterity with which you masturbate.

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