Giving someone a pair of Commando Underwear is just about the same as giving them nothing at all. Does the saying that the thought counts apply here where there is really nothing given at all?
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Finally, a useful novelty belt buckle This one has a magnifying glass and pair of tweezers to assist working with all those small parts. They even pivot outward. The belt is not included in case anyone who receives this as a gift will actually wear it.
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The wording on the bra is pretty straight forward, and likely true. The story of it being made from an alien polymer that is able to minimize the pull of heavenly bodies may be a little less than forthcoming. It still may be enough to keep the birthday girl quiet and amused.
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If you are tired of letting time control your whole life but still like the feel of a watch on your wrist, the Internal Watch can achieve both. The entire watch is encased in leather which makes it impossible to see what time it is. Great for you teenagers looking for an excuse for missing curfew.
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Poor Bones, with as much time as he spent out in space with the Captain you know this thought must have crossed his mind at some point. And if the mental imagery of Bones and Jim together isn’t enough to amuse you, the thought of Bones saying it while wearing this style of panties should.
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If you want to turn your casual Friday into something really casual, look into this Casual Friday T-Shirt. From a distance it will look like you have your usual tie and pocket protector. To tell that it is just a t-shirt your boss would have to be real close to you, and you know that never happens. Chances are he will be barely breezing through the office on his way to the golf course anyway.
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Nothing says you are a professional like the Hillbilly Briefcase.
There is nothing imitation about this briefcase, it is made with an authentic pair of tighty whities. Get one as a gift for each of your employees to show them just how much you really care.
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I had to look up the definition of “wimple” when I saw this lovely product. I found out that it is a neck and head covering. This certainly qualifies. It looks like it will keep your neck very warm and that toilet seat lid will keep precipitation from ruining your new hair cut. The addition of the toilet paper holder in front is a bonus that will come in very handy when you have the sniffles.
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