We’ve seen plenty of gadget holsters in the past, but Dayne Jewell’s design keeps things classic. That probably means you could answer the phone and blast out a text message faster than anyone.
With that kind of edge, you should just go around slapping your friends in the face with a glove and challenging them to a texting duel.
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Silly Bandz may be for kids, but gadget-shaped rubber band bracelets are for nerdy kids (and, let’s face it, nerdy adults).
Indeed, these stretchy fashion statements are shaped like iPhones, iPads, iPods, laptops, digital cameras and some boombox-esque music player.
Product Page ($6 for a 24-pack via Slashgear)
Just look at all of the gadgets and other stuff you can cram into the pockets on the new Scottevest Carry-On trenchcoat. Seriously, there are 33 pockets in all and the ones on the bottom are big enough to hold shoes and extra clothing.
And trenchcoats are not at all douchy or suspicious right? Uh…right?
Anyway, remember that scene from The Matrix when Neo walks through the metal detector? Well, wearing this in the airport is going to be like that, except with more rubber gloves and shame.
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Japanese company Mitsubai have (correctly) come to the conclusion that we are all a bunch of slobs that use our shirts to wipe down our filthy gadgets and glasses. So why fight it?
What makes WTF jeans different from regular jeans? Well, it features a special iPhone or iPod touch pocket with micro-fiber protection, a hidden pocket for a USB stick and padding on both sides of the crotch in the men’s version for cutting edge nutsack comfort. The jeans are expected to ship starting on May 2nd.
Product Page (€59 or $80 via Mashable)
This compact utility bag is the perfect place to tote around all your portable gadgets. Plus, the “High Voltage” straps make it more masculine (and less like a purse).
Product Page (£25 or $41)
