The future of child’s play lies in updating your playmate rather than playing doctor. It may sound like a healthier choice, but those kids could be programming each other to enslave what’s left of the human race.
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Marty McFly’s nemesis Biff Tannen was a bully who made his life hell. And as we have all known a bully in our time, everyone will give a knowing nod when they see you wearing this shirt. And everyone of them will think of Biff covered with a steaming pile of manure.
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I feel cheated that the predictions of what would be available in the 21st century. Based on what I saw in futuristic movies, I envisioned flying cars, jetpacks and shiny, revealing clothing for women. While the third is very attainable, the other two are nowhere to be seen. I think I have a right to vent my outrage at this lack of progress starting this century off.
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We haven’t quite mastered the art of combing machines and humans to come up with a better organism entirely. But if you have read any Alastair Reynolds, you can imagine that the time is coming. Celebrate that union a bit early with the Cyber Age Ring. While it won’t in itself give you any increase in mental or physical agility, at least it shows you are thinking about it.
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