Here’s an image of the health-Nazi samurai fighting his one-man crusade against Red Dye #40.  Dammit man, we’re not all allergic!
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Some of you may be involved in fragile new relationships this Valentine’s Day. If that’s the case, you had better leave the blow up doll jackets, teabag hats and assless outfits in the closet. There is plenty of time to spring that part of your personality on them when things get serious and you’re in way too deep.
The guys at Inkarttattoos have come up with a gallery showing some clever and funny tattoo cover ups.  Of course looking at our friend above I’m left to wonder, was it really necessary to put the VOID over Tracy’s name?  Could it be seen through that Robin Williamsesque fur coat anyway?  Furthermore, isn’t it more humiliating for Tracy to be forever immortalized on your hairy moob than simply covered up?
Worldwide Fred has unveiled their strange new product lineup, and the HowTie is definitely one of the best of the bunch. So throw out that clip on—this tie comes with easy-to-follow instructions.
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I don’t know about your ass, but the mustachioed dude with the man-boobs on this oversized shopper bag probably has a little junk in the trunk.
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I didn’t think it could be done, but here you have it. A shirt that references the resurrection of Christ using text message shorthand. Destined to be a hit with tech savvy church-goers.
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True, you can’t have manslaughter without laughter. And you cant have prison without butt- rape. Definitely a worth addition to any wardrobe heavy in “psycho chic.”
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