The perfect facial hair solution for those who love to shave and/or work around machinery.
(Poorly Dressed via FailBlog)
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If you find conventional tie knots increasingly boring, check out these “5 new ways to tie a tie” graphics. Once you see how impractical, dangerous and ugly they are, you’re sure to re-embrace the trusty half windsor.
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From That’s Nerdalicious… Tough call… facial hair, gold chains and metal all have claims on toughness. I’ll go with Prime Rib, just because he’s armed with steak sauce shoulders and is the only one that doesn’t look like he’s squatting to take a dump.
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Since Steve Jobs dresses like a cartoon character, wearing the same clothes day in and day out for eternity, it’s obvious that his flair for technology doesn’t carry over to fashion. However, if he did decide to start a clothing line, this faux iWear is certainly what it would look like – most likely under a parent corporation called BLAND.
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Whoever buys this thing to fit in at school is about to get a reputation as the ultimate poser.
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Indiana Jones or drunken hipster grandpa with B.O? When it comes to wearing fedoras there’s a fine line. Choose your path wisely.
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Before making a final decision on which style of facial hair to grow, you may want to consult this chart which will tell you whether your choice is more likely to associate you with awesomeness or an anus.
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If you want to give your helmet some personality, why not choose from one of these designs that can make your head look like, among other things, a giant brain, watermelon, peanut, a boob with a pierced nipple, an ass, a variety of balls, and of course, other heads. One design that’s not there? A penis. Because nobody wants to be referred to as a literal dickhead. Check out some additional designs after the break.
Here’s an image of the health-Nazi samurai fighting his one-man crusade against Red Dye #40.  Dammit man, we’re not all allergic!
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Some of you may be involved in fragile new relationships this Valentine’s Day. If that’s the case, you had better leave the blow up doll jackets, teabag hats and assless outfits in the closet. There is plenty of time to spring that part of your personality on them when things get serious and you’re in way too deep.
