fortune

fortune-cookie-of-doom

Generally, fortune cookies are less about fortunes and more about observations or stating the obvious. This particular fortune cookie is no exception. After all, you got it at that seedy Chinese take-out place near the railroad tracks. They have some crazy “N” sanitation grade there that I have never seen before.

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8-ball-asshole

Alright Magic 8-Ball, this is an observation—not a fortune. I get this result from friends, family and complete strangers all the time anyway.

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yes-no-maybe-ring.jpg

Is this ring friggin huge? (Spin, Spin, Spin) Yes.

The Yes, No, Maybe ring knows all.

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