fork

Looks like someone learned basic electricity from Dr. Kevorkian. The only thing here that’s good advice is “stand back”.

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fear-the-spork

Any utensil that is the bastard love child of two other utensils just can’t end up well adjusted. So no matter how useful the spork may seem at times, you have to resist the temptation. It is bad and it is to be feared.

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youre-done-shirt

If you had to personally endure the literal translation of half the stupid shit you may say, you could be in for some real trouble.

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Silly, ironic? There is no doubt. But you have to love any shirt that will make people crack a smile even with just a quick glance. It doesn’t take much thinking to get the point.

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If utensil love is real, then this t-shirt captures the first step in the mating ritual of the fork and spoon. If they can figure out which one is male and female, and if they can locate their genitals, surely the pitter-patter of little sporks is soon to follow.

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