Slip Your Feet Into Something Warm
What could be more satisfying than sliding your feet into some warm slippers? Not much, and I can’t think of anything that would be warmer than a steaming pile of poo. These are not really steaming or a pile, but they certainly are poo. And of all the poo in the world, Mr. Hanky has [...]
Having Left Handed Socks Is A Weird Idea
I can understand the plight of a left handed individual in a right handed world. So them not wanting to even acknowledge the word right seems reasonable. I am not sure calling the non-left sock wrong is the correct way to address the issue, though.
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Big Banana Socks
Stick your pasty white legs into these socks and they will complete the look of a very long banana that is partially peeled. As a bonus, you can always blame the banana going bad for that funky smell.
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Cigarman Slippers
If your requirements for slippers include a stogie and sunglasses, Cigarman is an excellent choice. It may be your only choice.
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Jesus Loves You Sandals
Instead of just walking on the beach and checking out girls, you can encourage others to share your religious beliefs. It may be obnoxious to some, but a couple miles worth of “Jesus Loves You” stamped in the sand is probably about the best you are going to do in terms of proselytizing. And who [...]
Freudian Slippers
So you meant to say that girl reminded you of something beautiful, and somehow your mother’s name got tangled up in that sentence? That, my friend, would be a classical Freudian slip. And if you are going to make stupid comments, you may as well warn them by wearing a pair of Freudian Slippers. Definitely [...]
