The Earthrealm Raidens will protect their house at all costs.
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These remote controlled shoes make it seem like two one-legged ghosts are facing off against each other in a game of soccer.
4 AA batteries should net you around 2 hours of this nonsense.
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These limited edition Nike Trainer 1.2 Mids feature Madden 11 branding with pigskin-esque pebbled leather, a X’s and O’s football play laser-drawn on the heel (one of the touchdown plays from the Saint’s Super Bowl win) and Drew Brees’ pre-game chant printed on the inner sockliner.
No word on pricing yet, but the Madden shoes will be limited to only 500 pairs when released—which should be sometime soon. Check out the gallery after the break for more images.
Intergalactic Deathmatch Football. With astronauts. Even a 0-0 tie would be exciting.
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The World Cup may kickoff today, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the Galaxy Cup. The game is a little slower, but the field is huge and goals can be scored from anywhere.
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The NFL’s next expansion team is the Pandora Blueskins. Donovan McNabb is already considering defecting to the Na’vis in order to play quarterback.
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The guys at YesButNoButYes have put together a hilarious gallery of athletes and sports fans who are either the most salacious, or the most naive people to ever step foot inside a stadium.  As for our friends Dingle and Berry, as indicated by their coach’s shirt, they play for West Virginia—so we can safely assume that they are related in more than just the hilariousness of their names.
Fighting in space is one thing, but pitting the forces of good an evil against one another on a 100 yard field is another matter. Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?
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A touchdown isn’t the same without some self-serving celebration to show how great you are. If you’re looking for some creative ways to party or earn an automatic 15 yard penalty after your next TD, check out the examples on this shirt. Â
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Bromance describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. Obviously that affection involves a lot of chest bumping and butt touching, although you won’t find me accusing any NFL offensive linemen of that. A kicker, maybe.
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