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twitter-stockings

These stockings will do a good job of advertising your Twittering and request for more followers. But without your account name on there you will constantly be approached by people who want to find out. That can be a mixed blessing depending on whether you would enjoy a bunch of internet addicts hitting on you.

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jesus-twitter

Ashton Kutcher may have a ton of followers on Twitter, but he would be far outclassed if Jesus were still around. One million followers for Ashton? Jesus can add that many new followers per day.

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