Mario seems to be a little confused on what the proper role of a wing man is. His flying is cool and all, but it really does not help me meet new women out at the bars.
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fly
What a great ring to wear. Those who have never seen it will wonder why that damn fly keeps sitting on your finger. And those who have will just be annoyed by the fact that the fly never leaves. The wearer will only be annoyed by the loss of some freedom of movement.
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