flip flops

Sometimes you just want to walk barefoot through the grass without worrying about stepping on something that’s poisonous or requires a tetanus shot. So what the hell do you do? Buy some grass flip flops and take a mini lawn with you wherever you go.

Although this looks like real grass, it is actually a synthetic material known as Syn-Turf which will save you from grass stains and trimming duties, although it will need to be fluffed every now and then. This concept isn’t anything new, but unlike previous designs, Kusa’s flip flops are actually available to buy in small, medium and large sizes for about $31.

Product Page: ($31 / Design Milk via Gizmodo)

From That’s Nerdalicious!: Brisket flip flop? It may sound like a disgusting STD, but it describes this overpriced novelty sandal to a T.

Product Page ($295 via Geekologie)

Why should kids be the only ones to have lights on their shoes? I say put ‘em on sneakers, boots and even sandals. Teva agrees, which is why they installed a small LED on their Illum flip flops for those times when you are walking on the beach in fear what might be lurking underfoot. You can even remove the light and add it to your keychain.

I have to admit, it’s a more practical idea than liquor sandals.

Product Page ($TBA/May via Boing Boing)

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You know what’s great about the summer? Having a couple cold pints and not having to wear regular shoes. Guinness has us covered on both fronts.

Product Page ($14)

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If you would rather not have kids, scientists and hunters trailing you at the beach, it might be a good idea to forget about these Dino Trailin Tracks Flip Flops. Each step results in a dinosaur-like footprint that is sure to invite stalking.

Product Page ($18.99)

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Yesterday we brought you some winter attire that will inform the world of your blossoming alcoholism, and today we bring you a pair of flip flops that will only encourage you on your path to self destruction. Perfect for spring breakers who need a little reminder now and then about why they are there.

Product Page ($14.99)