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I never thought there could be a good reason for men to enjoy wearing women’s shoes until I saw this pair. The beauty of these is that the zombie shoes have peek toes so it may almost appear as if the zombie has a little of your flesh in its mouth already.

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Who says that all zombies are lifeless bodies? These girl’s bodies seem to have plenty of life left in them. Yes they are flesh eaters, yes they are of the undead and yes they seem to be missing chunks of flesh. But are they really worse than some of what has accompanied you home after 2AM on a weekend night?

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