Friendship and handmade fleece hats are magic. If you want to go way, way over the top, you can also pick up a matching scarf.
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Finally! I was looking all over for something that matches my human centipede scarf. Brrr…it’s still pretty cold out though. Let’s huddle up anus to mouth to stay warm.
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This awesome Mega Man fleece hat from Etsy seller KeeseCreations recently sold, but she does take custom orders if you’re interested. Make sure to check out some of the other handmade items in her store as well—like the Mario coin block bag pictured after the break.
You generally try to keep your body parts out of a snake’s mouth, but these gloves force you to put your whole arm in. The fleece will keep you warm, the tongue will continually freak you out.
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If you want to give your potential suitors a little hint to get the gears turning and stir up a little mystery about yourself, strap on this 5’ fleece scarf with its biohazard heart symbol and let the rumors run wild. What will the dangerous love scarf imply to those who see you wearing it? Could it be that you are really under 18? That you used to be a guy? That you have numerous beefy, jealous ex-boyfriends? Or that you are a walking venereal disease? Hey, it’s a fair warning.
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